Ken and Janet set tongues wagging again as they end their ‘dirty weekend’ in public, whilst Eddie Yeats informs Minnie of his plans to pull Bet. Following a punch-up with a rowdy punter, Bet’s shiner keeps her out of the way for the day, with Annie concerned the truth of the ladyman’s injury will give the Rovers a bad reputation; however, a bedside visit from Albert swiftly provokes a Lazarus-like recovery. Elsie lays down the law to Alan by insisting on a different kind of night out, on the back row of the cinema; he offers to take her to see ‘120 Days of Sodom’. Meanwhile, Albert persuades Ken to let him give a lecture at the Community Centre about his centuries serving Queen, Country and Empire; he doesn’t realise the audience receiving his talk on how he defeated the ‘fuzzy-wuzzies’ might not be particularly receptive. I pointed this out when I appealed, but their response was ‘YouTube is not the place for nudity, pornography or other sexually provocative content’.

But why is YT allowing Sunday Lunch, for example, to continue against terminating the great VL38 account? Anyone would think the creator was some sort of hardcore pornographer rather than a satirist and producer of comedic videos for a specified adult audience. Elsie continues to rule the roost by adding new ingredients to the threesome recipe with Alan and Lucille, Ken spurns Norma’s latest proposal to offer the marital bed to his estranged missus again, Ray usurps Billy in Deirdre’s new fantasy by banging her over the yard’s office desk and photographing the experience, and Alf finds it hard to resist shoving his hands down his pants and sniffing them after every spanking. Annie Walker is sworn in as the new Chairman of Weatherfield Satanic Abuse Society, despite not being a Satanic Abuser. Meanwhile, Jerry’s upset over losing his butt-plug means he’s not in the mood to accompany Ray and Alf to the seedy club Rita sings at…not to mention encountering its sleazy manager.Following the abrupt disappearance of the ‘Buggernation Street’ back catalogue from YouTube, a special mini-episode of the series has been produced as a response to the outrageous expulsion of this national institution from the premier platform for online videos. Meanwhile, Gail rejects tradition and invites a poet round for an intellectual education that ends on a sour note, despite the fact he professes not to like chins. There’s no on-screen nudity or sex of any kind in a single episode of the 42 that ended up being produced; it’s merely suggested in the most explicit manner possible – and it makes people laugh at the same time; indeed, how could they not laugh at the thought of Maggie Clegg treating Alf Roberts to a spot of water-sports or poor old Stan Ogden being forced to bend over as Hilda shoves a police truncheon where the sun don’t shine? Non-personalized content and ads are influenced by things like the content you’re currently viewing and your location (ad serving is based on general location). The thought of adopting a new identity and sneaking back on there is not one I relish, for nothing will have changed; I’d only be confronted by the same bullshit that provoked my two-year exodus in 2019.

Meanwhile, Betty decides to go for it with Bet, even though her memories of sharing a bed with a fella are a little rusty.Bet rejects his advances, declaring ‘Nobody likes a fat scouser anymore than they like a chick with a f**king dick!