What I will try and do is write blog articles as regular as I can and try to have a little bit of structure to them. One thing I have thought about is starting something like a ‘Blog Series’. Basically weekly ‘blog episodes’ of articles that are all relevant to each other and will be posted over a shorter period of time. Rodney: (about Debbie) I've just met the first girl in my life who really means something to me, and it turns out to be my bloody niece! Del: Alright, Rodney. Come on, that's why I had to tell you, you see, 'cos this sort of thing ain't allowed - it's... well, it's incense! Say you had got married to her - you can see what sort of confusion that would have led to, I would have been your father-in-law! Rodney: Bloody hell! Del: Your mother-in-law would have been your aunt, your wife would have been your second cousin - God knows what that would have made Grandad - the fairy godmother I should think. Del and Rodney are sitting on a bench next to their mother's grave.] Del: It's quiet here. Rodney: (not really listening to what Del is saying) Yeah... Del: Peaceful. Rodney: Yeah. Del: You're decorating the kitchen of a Chinese take away tomorrow. Rodney: Yeah... Del: The sun is shining and the birds are singing. Rodney: (realises what Del has said) What was that? Del: The sun is shinging and the birds are singing? Rodney: No, before that. Del: Everything's quiet and peaceful? Rodney: No Del, in between everything being quiet and peaceful and the sun shining and the birds signing, you said something about a Chinese take away? Modern Men [ edit ] Raquel: You see this girl here. I worked with her years ago when I was in show business. She was just a kid then! Look at her now, she's about to appear in the new James Bond film! Cassandra: Ooh Pierce Brosnan. Rodney: Now you don't need Pierce Brosnan dear, you've got me. Cassandra: Yes, haven't I just? Del: Well, I tell you what, Raquel. If she can be in a James Bond film, so could you. Raquel: Oh shut up. Del: No, you could. Raquel: Don't be silly. Del: I'm serious. I mean, look at her, she's a dog. Rodney: Why have I got bloody cornflakes again? Albert: It's cause I can't get any food in that freezer! It's filled up with tomatoes he bought last week. Chain Gang [6.3] [ edit ] Del: Hello, Cassandra, very pleased to meet you. Rodney has told me all about you. Don't worry, I'll try not to shout it all about. Cassandra: That's very nice of you, Derek. Rodney's told me all about you as well, although I must admit I didn't believe him... until now.

Del: [about to take part in the clay pigeon shoot] When you're ready, John! Clay Pigeon Man: Do you mean 'pull'? Del: Oh, sorry, Paul! In your own time, my son.Del bars the door] Raquel: [panting] Just let him do his job, Del. Del: No, he's a bloke! Raquel: I don't care if he's a trained chimp, get out of his way! Greatest ... (100 Greatest TV Characters (Part 1))". ITN Source. Archived from the original on 21 February 2015 . Retrieved 13 June 2014.

Del Boy is a petty criminal and makes no attempt to hide it unless directly confronted by the authorities. On one occasion, he claims that at least half his possessions are illegal, including the furniture. He dabbles in theft, but mostly receives stolen goods and sells them on. He pays no tax, claiming that, since he and his family do not benefit from the welfare state, they should not have to contribute to it. In an early episode, " The Second Time Around", it is implied that he is legally dead [6] and therefore does not pay tax. Del Boy is a compulsive liar, particularly to women, customers, policemen and even his family and doctors. He sometimes lies when it is against his best interests, such as when he claims to be a health freak while suffering from severe stomach pains, leading to his spending several days under observation in hospital rather than receiving an immediate diagnosis. In "The Long Legs of the Law" he implies that he supports Chelsea. A frustrated Rodney is furious with Del for telling Cassandra about his originally planned movie date as the two stand outside in the street in the dark.] Del: Look, is there anything I can do to help? Rodney: Yes, piss off!I find it fascinating to hear the stories of entrepreneurs, high end businessmen and women, sports performers and entertainers at the top levels of their domains. The stories of how they got from the bottom to the top and how they continue to keep themselves at the top. The Tim Ferris podcast is a great way of doing this as he specialises in deconstructing high performers in all walks of life and gives us a fascinating insight into their story and lives. However, Ranald had quite a bit more ambition than just working on a farm for the rest of his life. I cant remember the conversation we were having word for word but it went something like this; I was intrigued to find out more. “Oh aye Ranald, and how do you plan on doing that?” I enquired, half expecting to hear the punch line from a joke.