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Chocolate willies Lollies. Chocolate Penis on a Stick. Hen Party Gifts. Hen Party Favours. Team Bride Rude Gifts. 3 Mixed Flavour Lollies, 55g. Pure Belgian Chocolate

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Handmade with cocoa from Grenada, our sublime cocks are individually handcrafted using a technique that results in a solid enough consistency to allow the product to be transported, whilst not compromising the subtlety and finesse required to enjoy an erotic experience – a delicacy worthy of the gods. Just saying the name will have everyone in stitches around the table so just wait until they lay their eyes on the funny little happy chappy! If you're a cop or city official that received one of these gifts, there's a possibility that it came from me and you'll know why you earned it.

That’s when Mittus was born, the only restaurant in the world where those in charge knew for sure that the hamburgers were made with real steak.

Thanks to our own moulds and the range of our offer, we are one of the largest manufacturers of original chocolate gifts with the widest selection, not only on the European market. The filling comes in six fruit and liqueur flavours, and there's a firmer chocolate fondant in the base.

All of our chocolate gifts are individually wrapped in cellophane and can be personalised with a label at no extra charge. Back in 2016, we were just a couple of 20 somethings making funny dick jokes and melting chocolate in a small kitchen. Maybe you want to prank a co-worker who's been getting on your nerves, or send it anonymously to a friend who could use a good laugh.We use edible colours and lustre dusts that are used all over the world for food use, safe to eat and especially designed to use with chocolate. Chocolat Factory uses cocoa cultivated on a number of plantations where fair trade and education for children are promoted. Far from the anonymous and standardised consumerism, we have chosen to perpetuate our ancestral know-how, the heritage of our city. Gluten Free, nut free (no pun intended), and made from Peruvian cacao beans, these four ounce chocolates are perfect for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party. This marked the starting point of United Indecent Pleasures and its first product, the 8 Inch Dark Chocolate Cock.

If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging. In the event of any safety concerns or for any other information about a product please carefully read any instructions provided on the label or packaging and contact the manufacturer. At our feet Grimonde, an adorable Big Splash of nervous tongue, plays with the imperial pink granite box holding our indecent diamond Iphone and on its screen we watch this excellent Fellini sequence* that expresses with impeccable precision the spirit of United Indecent Pleasures. These delicious chocolate dicks run between 4-5 inches and 3-4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth.As a young girl, Angelica was unaware of the fact that not everybody had a labyrinth in their garden, and her childhood was filled with all kinds of daily pleasures and refined customs that over time encouraged her interest in hedonism. Content on this site is not intended to substitute for advice given by medical practitioner, pharmacist, or other licensed health-care professional. Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places. The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, (fr)enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

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