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The humor comes in when you apply it to bathroom functions. While it doesn’t come right out and introduce bathroom-related words, that intention is definitely there behind those three short words. Call us immature, but it makes us giggle every time. Don’t Worry About What They Think Why we love it: It’s only natural to go straight for the potty humor when it comes to writings on bathroom stalls, and who can resist this little gem? We love this one because it reads like a true inspirational quote, but it’s a hilarious take on the “live life to the fullest” theme. US-made sign is UV, chemical, abrasion and moisture resistant for long life in a variety of environments.
Why we love it: You can’t have too many Irish blessings in your life, and this one takes the throne — the porcelain throne, that is. It’s like one of those old Irish blessings you see everywhere, but with a bathroom-themed twist, making it the perfect way to dress up a bathroom stall. And while it does have that bathroom tone, this quote doesn’t get dirty or raunchy.Like 30 years ago, my dear childhood friend had this displayed in her bathroom. I can actually hear her mother saying those words too. Her mom was quite prim and proper from what I remember too. The quote: “If grace can come from Shakespeare’s tales, then I’m sure something can be done about the way this bathroom smells.” Why we love it: This simple little poem brings in elements of humor and does a good job of rhyming. Plus, it’s a relatable conundrum that many people can appreciate. This is one of those examples of bathroom humor that definitely includes a few potty words, but doesn’t come across as too crass or inappropriate. Who Is the Moron? Why we love it: This fun little twist on the grocery store express lane sign works best above one urinal in the men’s bathroom. Not only is it funny, but it could actually make bathroom traffic flow faster if patrons heed the instructions. Even if they don’t, it gives the men something to laugh about while they wait for a urinal. Help Me OK, moving on from my sad deep thoughts, this saying is still appropriate in the bathroom, especially with boys! Since boys tend to leave lots of tinkle on the seatie is exactly why I made this Bathroom Printable to share.
As annoying as these rhymes are I fully appreciate that, although it has been proven that urine is sterile, people find wayward urine disgusting. However, I’ve noticed that, all to often, the offending urine on the toilet seat is not the product of errant drops or even a waning stream but rather the gradual cohesion of the tiny droplets that are generated both by the urine breaking the surface tension of the toilet water and the inconsistencies in the stream at the source (the pee pee hole). As you probably know, urination does not involve a steady stream but rather a series of rapid muscle contractions that link thousands of drops together. The quote: “In the days of old, when knights were bold, and toilets weren’t invented, they’d drop their load, by the road, and ride away contented.”Another version of this quote that works just as well is, “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.” “Seatie” may not be a real word, but it adds a playful rhyming touch to this version. Shakespearean Inspiration Twist on a classic: Some of the best examples of bathroom poetry take a twist on a classic, whether that’s a certain type of poem, an inspirational quote or an old Irish blessing. These clever sayings get an extra dose of humor because they mimic something serious or inspirational, but with a funny twist.
Why we love it: This is a classic reminder for young kids to clean up after themselves. Unfortunately, many adults need the same message, which you’ve likely witnessed if you’ve ever used a public restroom. This is another bathroom quote that a business owner might even consider printing and posting in your bathroom stalls. After all, it makes your job of cleaning up the bathroom stalls a little less gross. And when you think about, any trip to the bathroom could be your last one, so this quote really does fulfill the inspirational quote qualification — with a dose of humor on the side. Old Irish Blessing Friendly reminders: Sometimes you really want to tell people to stop being so gross or rude when it comes to the state they leave the bathroom in. Rather than being too blunt, bathroom poetry that subtly reminds bathroom users to clean up after themselves is always a hit. Leslie Kwoh writes in The Wall Street Journal of the latest trend in passive aggressive note-leaving around the office. The trend is that it's still happening. Yes, people are leaving passive aggressive notes around the office! In fact, this may be one form of communication that has not gone digital, perhaps because it's easier to be anonymous on a sign left in a bathroom than it is to be anonymous even in a subtweet. Kwoh writes, "You find them in every office: anonymous passive-aggressive messages festooning the office fridge, kitchen sink or bathroom stall, accusing fellow workers of crimes against collegiality–such as purloining a can of Sprite, leaving dirty mugs in the office sink or neglecting to flush the toilet."We love this one because it’s cute and funny. Plus, it doesn’t actually deface the bathroom stall partition. Don’t Mind the Camera Sadly, my childhood friend and her mother both have both passed away. So that’s why this simple bathroom saying is dear to my heart, funny how little things can leave such an impression.
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