The Birds Work for the Bourgeoisie Quote Birds Aren't Real T-Shirt

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Most people have never seen a baby pigeon, so for some that is enough to validate the theory as being true. The concept of all birds being replaced by surveillance drones in the United States to spy on the general population sounds outrageous. There’s no way anyone could exterminate the entire bird population in the United States ( 7.2 Million as of 2019) and replace them with robots. It’s hard enough just to get a pothole fixed. As the truth behind the birds’ connection with the bourgeoisie is unveiled, a revolutionary uprising emerges. People from all walks of life join hands with the avian community to challenge the manipulative powers and work towards a more equitable world. the pigeons work for the bourgeoisie https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6711129877975665926 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6711000610067451142 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6711417179339754758 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6710971081580088582 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6713264454198365445 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6711020416170724613 The simple premise of this idea, and indeed, the name of the subreddit itself, is that birds aren’t real. Or at least, not as we know them.

Smith would embellish new parts of his Grand Bird Conspiracy with every time he told it, eventually having a whole timeline worked out – beginning with the former US President Ronald Reagan‘s administration. People who cast aspersions on this theory are often asked “ when was the last time you saw a baby pigeon?” Although many scientists doubted it months ago and said that it was just a hilarious conspiracy theory for young Americans, sending mails using birds has been proven to be true. The birds are actually working for the bourgeoisie. In January 2017, however, was when it all started. McIndoe was in Memphis visiting friends, former President Donald Trump had just been sworn in, and in response, there were women’s marches all over the country. McIndoe witnessed this take place in downtown Memphis, and among the protesters and counterprotesters, he had an idea. He ripped a poster off a wall, flipped it over, and wrote: “Birds Aren’t Real.”The whole line about the bourgeoisie was made up on the spot but the rest of it I had been saying for almost a year at that point.”

Sandra Songbird, a bird expert, said, “It is definitely impossible, especially when you’re talking about pigeons. The pigeons in New York were reported to fly for 3 hours to Las Vegas, and they were too out of shape to handle it. Pigeons don’t go from eating bread crumbs all day to flying a very long-range now, do they?” The idea behind Birds Aren’t Real is to thumb its nose at contemporary conspiracy theories. A conspiracy theory to challenge conspiracy theories. Long gone are the days of fun conspiracy theories like Area 51, lizard overlords, MK-Ultra, the Denver Airport, and the belief that Walt Disney’s frozen head lies under the Sleeping Beauty Castle in Disneyland. They’ve been replaced by dangerous conspiracies like QAnon, Pizzagate, Flat Earth, and the fear that 5G is going to melt our brains. Birds communicate through chirps and calls, and while it may seem like pleasant bird songs, they may carry hidden messages. There have been intriguing studies suggesting that birds might have a form of subliminal communication with humans, influencing their decision-making process. The Impact on Global AffairsIt’s just plain impossible, especially for the pigeons. New York pigeons have reportedly flown all the way to Las Vegas in the span of three hours: they are way too out of shape to handle that. You don’t go from eating bread crumbs all day to flying a marathon now, do you?” bird expert Sandra Songbird said. Pigeons possess an extraordinary ability to navigate vast distances with remarkable accuracy. Scientists have long been intrigued by their homing instincts, which enable them to return to their roosts even from unfamiliar locations. Pigeons and Cognitive Studies He said: “ I like engaging with people, and this has allowed me to interact and engage with people in a way that I never have before.” The reason for the overkill was purportedly in part down to the CIA director’s anger at the amount of pigeon poop on his and his team’s cars. The success of the video is yet another example of the growing interest in memes surrounding absurdist takes on communism and socialist thought. Despite its gradual push into the mainstream, TikTok’s user base is a mostly teen majority who post videos of themselves screwing around at school as much as they do anything else. The chances that they fully understand the truly absurd nature of the meme is worth considering – as is the possibility that discovering it might have led them down a wiki-hole on political ideology.

We’ve been lied to all of our lives. Ornithologists have either been taken in by one of the greatest scams in history – or must be in on the conspiracy. Therefore, the phrase “The birds work for the Bourgeoisie” proposes the idea of class warfare – that the middle class has even turned the animal kingdom against the working class! Here at Pigeonpedia, we are of course big fans of pigeons, but we won’t make up your mind for you regarding whether or not pigeons really are surveillance robots. Never forget this tweet. https://t.co/nKczZrTTwO— Birds Aren't Real (@birdsarentreal) December 19, 2021 What happens if you’ve encountered a bird in your life? First, just stay calm.Remember to breathe. Look the bird directly in the eyes and say the following statement confidently: “I know your secret. I know that you are a surveillance drone in disguise. I know that behind those beady eyes are cameras, soaking up data and sending it to the pentagon. I am onto you. I know you’re not real.” This will assert your dominance over the drone. You are superior.The birds working for the bourgeoisie is perhaps one of the more absurd takes on the genre, intended mostly for humour and strange recreation. It’s good, it’s funny, and you might not have even heard of it just yet. Turns out the president was partly right, though the birds had no mal intent of their own; they were not real birds. Rather, the Russian bourgeoisie collaborated with American gazillionaires such as Jeff Bezzzos, Baby Mr. Peanut and Miss Piggy to create mechanical birds to spy on the American people. Research has demonstrated that pigeons are highly intelligent creatures capable of learning complex tasks and recognizing patterns. Their cognitive abilities have impressed scientists and animal behaviorists alike. Pigeons’ Social Structure and Communication This was first uncovered when the president’s lewd self-portrait was intercepted by the Russian government and leaked on Facebook. The official Trumpp fanclub, Darlings for Donald, went absolutely wild for the painting and made it viral before discovering that it was not meant for their eyes.

But Smith is more than his TikTok fame. The 24-year-old graduated from MU with degrees in digital storytelling and English. He's comedian and a filmmaker. Alongside Cooper, Smith co-founded a production company called Kill My Dog Productions. One of Smith’s friends had told him about an internet conspiracy theory, which became a joke and a t-shirt slogan, that "birds aren't real" and are actually government drones. With the wild theory in his head, Smith said the words to Cooper's camera. Birds have an innate ability to navigate and infiltrate human spaces unnoticed, making them ideal spies and informants. Over the years, there have been rumors of secret meetings and alliances between the bourgeoisie and certain avian elites, leading to speculations of covert operations that affect global affairs. The Human-Bird InteractionIndeed, by some accounts the surveillance program could have been successfully implemented with a mere quarter of the drones – and by extension, the avian casualties. The Bourgeoisie are generally defined as the middle class, or in some schools of thinking, the capitalist class. in society. Billions of birds were supposedly wiped out and replaced with drones, creating the most intricate and secretive surveillance system the world has ever seen.