Willie hot water bottle

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Cut four 20cm lengths of narrow ribbon for the ties at the bottom of the water bottle cover. Neaten the lower edge of both water bottle cover pieces. Place pieces right sides together. Pin and stitch around the outer edge of the hot water bottle cover taking a 1cm seam allowance.

He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy.

Coming in at over 30cm in length and 20cm in width, there is plenty of warm willy to go around! Raise the temperature a few degrees in bed with this cheeky penis shaped hot water bottle! Party & Celebration. Import duties on a real living breathing spitting llama are through the roof these days, plus you have to wait for it to get through quarantine and all that nonsense attributes: "-_--_--_--_--_--_--_-Best match-_-grid-_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-No-_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-1" Willy Hot Water Bottle, keep warm with this adult novelty hot water bottle featuring a pair of balls and a willy!

Looking for a new hot water bottle to cosy up with this winter or thinking of a cute Valentine's day gift? Our sewing pattern for a handmade hot water bottle cover made from snuggly fleece material is the perfect solution. These little guys aren’t into fishing, pushing wheelbarrows or perching whimsically on top of toadstools. One's smoking a spliff, one's got his ass out, one's relieving himself and another is flipping the bird – all of them are having a damn good time. This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant.We've chosen a love heart motif – perfect for Valentine's day – but you can choose any pattern of your choice if you'd prefer. Keep for yourself to snuggle up next to in bed, or give as a gorgeous, thoughtful gift to someone special. You will need This cuddly cosy heatable lap warmer will NEVER spit on or at you - not even in your general direction After all, nothing calms the mind like raking patterns in soft sand, meticulously arranging four polished stones and attending to two tiny grass lawns. Seriously, get ready to totally fixate upon the Zen Garden and forget about all of your other troubles.