Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 2)

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That was the internal name for Clippy as Office was in development. Sam Hobson, a young program manager, pushed forward with the project even as Bob flopped; like Karen Fries and Barry Linnett, Hobson trusted the research of Nass and Reeves on creating social interfaces. Unlike the leaders of Bob, the Office team didn’t face the unenviable task of building an alternate realm for computer novices.

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Delaney may eventually get around to that, but in the meantime if you finish Conquered by Clippy and need more, perhaps consider Delaney's other offering… Interesting fact: if you analyze that cover art, you'll see that Clippy is composed of various hues, all grey. And you know how many? Sure you do: 50. This Clippy isn't exactly Clippy, an old user interface assistant for Microsoft, but he's very clearly inspired by Microsoft’s version given references to guys like Phil Gates or Microsoft products like Cortana. Can Microsoft sue for this? I mean, Delaney didn’t even bother to change the guy’s last name to like, Phil Bates or whatever, he kept the Gates…Clippy taught me to laugh again, to love again. To trust again. I saw myself in the female protagonist with every sensual prod of Clippy's metal nubbin. But it wasn't just about the sex, oh no. It was about the intimate, sacred bond that can literally heal any wounded soul. A sacred bond of man and metal. Microsoft gave him a private office and the freedom to draft 20 or 30 characters for Bob. Naturally, one was a rabbit. “Hopper” made the final cut as an alternative to Rover. Discover how a forbidden sexual romance between a woman and a watch is possible. Cry out in joy at guest appearances from your favourite technology personalities. Squirm at a twist ending to the first Digital Desires trilogy that will leave you uncomfortably aroused. There are parts where men are also written pretty poorly too, like with references to Clippy's "glowing rod" (in a literal way) or to his "bulbous eyes" (quite possibly the least romantic way I have ever heard eyes being described). But we hear much more about Christie, so I think the parts about her stand out the most. LD: The plot would have to capitalize on this fundamental conflict. Google Now would appear to the protagonist as a disembodied voice haunting her, and answering her wishes with information and advice delivered at just the right time. The situation takes a dark turn when Now starts preemptively granting wishes she hasn’t even made yet... including those of an erotic nature.

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LD: Clippy could achieve all of them. He'd have trouble with the “H2Ohh Yeah” though, because he’d rust. Nobody ever wants to be banged by a rusty piece of metal, usually. But the artifact isn’t what it seems, and soon an overly helpful giant living paperclip is getting her all bent out of shape. MH: We have a pretty extensive guide here at Men's Health called 45 Sex Positions Every Couple Should Try. Which, if any, of these positions could Clippy actually achieve? Which ones would be the most difficult for him? Which ones would he excel at? LD: He just does his best to help. But in life and in the bedroom, that doesn’t always work out. I think readers will agree that Clippy’s erotic persona is portrayed as nuanced and realistic. His full potential will be further fleshed out in the many sequels I have planned. Conquered by Clippy is a 4000 word short story featuring sexual situations with digital assistants. It's for super mature audiences only.

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Behind a one-wa y mirrorin the bowels of Microsoft’s Redmond campus, Karen Fries watched yet another volunteer cry. Hobson, the program manager, traveled around the world to test different characters for the new Office release. After all those focus groups, a robot, cat, dog, globe, and several other assistants would emerge as the original roster of assistants in Office 97. But many users never knew they had options; Clippy was the default.