Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer Funny Rude Gift

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For example if the chosen yarn has a tension / gauge of 22 stitches to 10cm, divide the 22 by 10 to give the number of stitches to 1 cm. Continue decreasing the gusset sts, either every other round, or if you added 2″ or more of sts, then decrease every round. Alpaca may be an irritant, acrylic may result in an unwanted sheen on the finished item and mohair may tickle. I remember the phrase "Peter Heater" from a comedy sketch show years and years ago where this old woman was knitting one of those willy warmers and repeating the poem.

Since the 20th century, willy warmers are usually made as novelties and joke gifts rather than to serve a functional purpose. So I think I knit about 24 rows for each half of the pouch and about 30 rows for the willy part and then it was fine. It is important to ensure the yarn is not twisted on the first round, after all, who would want a mobius WW? Get one of these knitted Christmas Willy Warmer with Green, Red and White Stripes, also features hand embroidered pom poms and tinsel! He includes knitting tutorials, proficiency skills assessment tools, video lessons and resources for finding yarn and knitting tools.

On the sac, begin and end at the center top between the sac and the shaft, threading in-and-out through the eyelets. Cast on 84 sts, a multiple of 4, or using your own gauge, cast on enough sts to give you a circumference of about 15 1/2 inches (38. Too tight and circulatory problems may result, too loose and the knitted item won’t be displayed to the best of it’s potential glory.

I have also added a gusset between the sac and shaft, because in the original, the Warmer pulled in uncomfortably on the overall opening (added in crochet at the finish in the original). This item must be knit on 4 or 5 Double Pointed Needles (DPN’s) to prevent ridges that may chafe one’s member due to unwanted seams if knit flat and sewed up. According to the Croatian knitter Radmila Kus, knitted protectors were traditionally worn by Croatian men, particularly in the Mrkopalj mountain region, as a guard against frostbite.

However those with a delicate inner nature and the pre-pubescent will need to stop here ’til they grow up.

Sometimes in Norway they would be made from squirrel fur with the fur side inside, to be worn under leather trousers in the winter. Firstly, measure the girth – that’s simply the size of the circumference required to comfortably clothe the desired body part. I think a Warmer with the shaft a soft pink and the sac and shaft tip a nice deep rose would be so becoming! Choose colour with care as the author can not accept any responsibility as to resulting experiences, both wanted and unwanted.

The purple and red WWs are knitted with Brown Sheep’s Lamb’s Pride (wool and mohair) on size 4 needles. At this point it would be rather improper to consider the girth of the needle compared to the girth of the finished item. Knit one round, transferring the the first stitch from the first left hand DPN to the right hand needle, slip the second stitch and ensuring the yarn is not twisted, knit the first round. In 1939, while filming Gone with the Wind, Clark Gable received a present of a hand-knitted genitalia warmer from Carole Lombard.